Relaxing Jokes(1)

 

1. Courage

A patient goes to a doctor, he is scared by the dental equipment used by the dentist. The dentist lets him drink a cup if wine to make him calm down.

Once the patient drinks it off, he asks for another cup of wine to drink.

“Fine, now I think you have the courage to do the treatment?”Dentist says.

“Yes”, the patient answers, but screams “now, let me see, who can touch my teeth!”

 

2. Big mouth

At the opening day of a dental clinic, most of the patients are children, but the most difficult thing is to let them open their mouth. Thank godness, the last patient is an adult. 

“Welcome!” When he begins to check his mouth, “It is wonderful to do the treatment for a patient with a big mouth!”

 

3. Slow treantment
A patient says to a dentist, “You really can make money with only three minutes to earn $ 3 from me.”
Dentist answers, “ If you like, I can pull out the tooth for you slowly.”
 
 
4. Echo
“Oh my god! It is the biggest hole I have never seen before on your tooth.”The dentist yells, “It is the biggest!”
The patient says unhappily, “There is no need for you to repeat it for twice!” 
“I haven’t” dentist says, “it is the echo!”
 
5. To be a dentist
Son says to dad, “Dad, I don’t know I should be a aorist or dentist.”
Dad answers, “Being a dentist. People have only two ears but 32 teeth.”
 
6. As if relieved of a heavy load
John was tortured by teeth pain for several days, one day he decides to go to a dentist. When he trembled and rang the bell, nurse says, “sorry, the dentist is out of office.”
Then John feels relax and asks, “Could you please tell me which day he will not be here for the next time? I will come here again.” 
 
7. Business is booming
A player’s teeth is knocked out in a boxing match. Every audience is worried. But there is just one audience who is very happy and kicks up his heels. The audience seating besides him asks, “Sir, are you the coach of that boxing player?”
“No, I am a dentist!”
 
 
 

 


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