Relaxing Jokes(2)

8. Toothache

Kate: John, why didn’t you go to the class yesterday?

John: I had a toothache yesterday and go to see a dentist.

Kate: So, how are you feeling now? Does your tooth feel painful?

John: How can I know that. The tooth is in the hand of the dentist.

9. Pulling out a tooth

A dentist pulled out a tooth of patient by dental equipment for his first time. Because of his tension, when he just pulled the tooth out, his hand sharked and didn’t clamp it. The tooth fell into the patient’s throat. 

“Very sorry” the dentist said, “and now your situation is out of my control and I am not responsible for it, you should go to see a throat doctor in hospital.”

When the patient went to see a throat doctor, doctor told him that his tooth was in the deep of throat, he did a check and then said to patient “sorry, now you should go to see a tummy bug expert, because the tooth is in your stomach and it is out of my responsibility.”

The tummy bug expert checked him via X-ray, “Very sorry Sir, I can’t help you now, because your tooth is falling into your tharm and it is out of my responsibilities.  ”

The bowel disease expert did the X-ray check too, “Very sorry Sir, your tooth is not in the thram but in the deeper place maybe the anus. You should go to see the anal specialist.” The doctor said.

Finally, the patient lay on the desk and was checked by the anal specialist turning his ass to the upper, but after the doctor checked for a while, he screamed “Oh, oh my god, one tooth is growing in your ass, you should go to see a dentist!”

10. Anesthesia

Patient groped his wallet rapidly when he arrived in the dental clinic. The dentist told him “ You don’t need to pay us before the treatment.”

Patient said, “I am not planning to pay you before the treatment, I just want to count my money before the anesthesia you will do to me.”